Brangelina’s Green Baby

Thursday Thirteen: Headlines from 2012 (DAYS of the INSANE)

10. Green baby for Angelina and Brad: Following the discovery that food-colouring can be injected into sperm cells, Brad and Angelina Pitt-Jolie are delighted to announce that they will be giving birth to the world’s first green baby. “We’re just so delighted,” cooed Angelina, surrounded by her seven adopted children. “I wanted to create a rainbow family, but I just wasn’t satisfied with the rather shabby choice of colours available in nature. And green is so the colour of the moment.” Says Brad, “I’m delighted of course, but I have to say it was weird having green sperm.”

:ROFLMAO:

Oh, I wish I had come up with this one.

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