We were at a busy restaurant over the holiday weekend and my daughter began to get frustrated that the waitress did not bring her water right away.
Then the waitress committed the horrible sin of bringing out the adult beverages before the water.
“Mommy,” my daughter wailed, “She should have brought out the water before the wine because the children are less patient than the adults!”
I’ve always wondered about waiters that put hot plates and steak knives in front of toddlers (activating the lightning reflexes of the parents), bring out the kids’ food last, and think a two inch paper cocktail napkin is going to be sufficient for a young child.
Yet, I have to question the wisdom of my daughter’s words. I think we adults are far less patient than children. I watch my children all day long: waiting in lines, suffering my many parental missteps, and taking turns choosing books and toys. I can barely listen to 30 seconds of Musak before I’m ready to explode at the unlucky customer service representative who will pick up the line.
Adults are less patient than children–we’re just better at hiding it.